Sunday, December 24, 2006

Samantha is meeting a gentleman friend who she thinks is planning to buy her a spaniel. Samatha says she's not sure if he is going to get her a King Charles, or Cocker in the pet shop

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Bugger



Now now. Don't believe everything you read. I'm really quite an angel.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

English is a subtle language and there are those who don’t fully appreciate its complexity. For example, many people don’t understand the difference between the words atrophy and emaciation. Well those of us who went to public school know that emaciation is the state of being abnormally thin due to a lack of nutrition or disease; whereas atrophy is what I won for the 50 meter sack race.



-ISIHC

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Question: Is it just coincidence that my finger fits exactly into my nostril?

Answer: Natural selection could have played a factor if females in the Pleistocene period preferred mating with males that picked their noses. Or if males and females picked each other’s noses in a courtship ritual. If not then it probably is just a coincidence.

Yes. Yes in fact it could be one of several coincidences.



Question: What’s a good way to determine if an animal is dangerous?

Answer: Poking it with a stick is generally considered the most effective method.

There’s a monument somewhere for people who follow that advice.



-ISIHC

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Haute Mongrel

Randomness is all at once both imitable and inimitable.

Like how the weather's always different yet still the same.

I feel "miss".

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