Saturday, February 24, 2007

heels/t-top/eyes/a smile/a moment/attraction

spank her. spank her good.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

The 15th of February warrants a great deal more enthusiasm than The Road Less Travelled by Robert Frost.

Our thoughts and wishes are with and for all of you, now and forevermore.

I've heard that the Chinese will be celebrating Lunar New Year soon. Let's get retarded.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The domain names of some websites need rethinking. For example, I came across a rather peculiar one yesterday for tours in korea: www.fnckorea.com.

Whoever came up with this either couldn't spell, or had a terrific sense of humour.

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Monday, February 12, 2007

This is old but what the heck:

"I may be fat, but you're ugly. And I can diet."

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

yo quiero taco bell

It takes nearly 58 seconds for a mid-sized anopheles mosquito to fall asleep in a 50ml falcon tube. That's a fact.

It takes over 2 minutes to wake the same mosquito. That is also a fact. Just like there are 9 million bicycles in Beijing. That's a fact. It's a thing we can't deny, according to Katie Melua.

Why?

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wear

so I'm spending a little time taking a peek at the lives of various dysfunctional people that I have met through the years. What a freakshow. That's one example that goes dead against Darwin's theory of natural selection.

It's just like: "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Witch, The Lion, and The Serious Wardrobe Malfunction."

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

We are the result of the convergence of several dimensions. The physical parts of the human will be acquainted with 4 of them: x, y, z and time. The remaining dimensions are less obvious. The separation and/or inclusion of one or several of these other dimensions, in part or whole, is postulated to be observed as the inconvenient phenomena known as death. A commonly used analogy of the dimensions, is that of many sheets of A4 paper (about 11) dreadfully close together along their planes. It is hypothesized that a stupendously large amount of energy will be required to bulge the plane of one of these A4 papers in order to touch the plane of an adjacent sheet.

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