I believe I'm being pursued by a monk. On horseback. From outerspace.
Have you heard of a labour-saving device? Like a dishwasher. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself. Video recorders watch tedious television for you leaving you free to listen to the radio or otherwise enjoy life.
In the absence of a video recorder, I can take over the tedious business of watching your televsion. I am an electric monk. Electric monks are labour saving devices, we save you the onerous task of believing all the million tiny things that you are daily called upon to...
- Douglas Adams
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Quite.
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