Hobbit
There is a level of one-upmanship in pools. First of all there is the issue of temperature. Your pool must be warmer than anyone else's. But to win this game you end up with something that's hot enough to boil a lobster.Then there's music. Moby must be piped into underwater speakers for reasons that I have yet to understand completely.
Let's not forget depth. A friend of mine recently installed a pool at his home on Hayling Island only to discover that it's impossible, when you're so close to the sea, to dig down more than 4 feet. He has ended up with a pool that has two shallow ends, connected in the middle with a shallow bit. You don't swim in it so much as stroll around looking like Jesus.
- loosely, TWATC, Clarkson
posted by Tilted @ 12:38 am
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