Friday, November 17, 2006

If the Book of Genesis were written slightly differently:

"In the beginning there was a cosmological expansion of space, time and matter from a gravitational singularity, that came as a bit of a surprise to God..."



-Graeme Garden

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Linford

Did you realise that between Santa's 12finches and a horny rhinoceros, the lyrics to Diana King's 'Shy Guy' make absolutely no sense at all?

Intriguing.

Watch your step - there could be more than one chicken in this tandoori.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Wrong Lane

Who says guys have it easy. A quick glance just at the restrictions imposed on guys' names is informative of the prejudices that run deep, against the unwanted Y chromosome.

If one's surname happens to be Peacock, one's son can't be named Drew.

Richard tends to get abbreviated. Richard should not be found in a Hertz or a Rasch family.

If however, Skok is the last name...just do what you like.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Turn

Time is a curious thing. It changes people, it changes things. Think of the great Roman columns, built to stand for all ages and think of the ocean crashing against rocks, then think of handphones, mosquitoes and unripe bananas. All this suddenly now makes sense when I say think of deSSert at Fullerton. Choices we may make with certainty now. But the passage of time will test those decisions. When you finally come round to realise you've let go of something incredibly precious, kiss the rain and wait for the dawn to come.


Go on, misquote me.

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