Sunday, May 28, 2006

impudent

vesilind's laws of experimentation:
1. if reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
2. if a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.


posted by Tilted @ 12:54 am 2 comments

Saturday, May 27, 2006

letters

long before the age of email and texting, there existed many ingenious forms of communication.

the oldest lamp was developed to flash morse code instructions between ships with the result that one foggy night in december, a british destroyer found itself taking orders from the bismarcks christmas disco lights and set off to attack the ymca.

posted by Tilted @ 12:46 am 0 comments

Thursday, May 18, 2006

thirsty

yeah thats what im talkin about.


thats real wine appreciation for the hardcore.


http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=378

posted by Tilted @ 11:17 pm 0 comments

Sunday, May 14, 2006

it was easy peasy it went

"halo ehverybody i am your idiot of a prime minister (wacky eyes, infidel handgesture), i am the docktor"

posted by Tilted @ 1:13 pm 0 comments

the joke you just told isnt funny one bit,

its pointless and dull, wholly lacking in wit.

its so old and so stale its beginning to smell

and besides its the one i was going to tell.



"he laughed when they said it couldnt be done,

he smiled and said he knew it,

but he tried the thing that couldnt be done,

and found he couldnt do it."

posted by Tilted @ 11:21 am 0 comments

Friday, May 12, 2006

four lines

"when you first took my hand on that cold christmas eve,

you promised me broadway was waiting for me.

you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot,

happy christmas my arse, thank god its our last."



well at least it rhymes.




"so he sneaked to his portmanteau and brought out his pipes and tobacco again. there should be moderation, he felt, in all things, even in virtue; so for that night he smoked immoderately."

posted by Tilted @ 10:50 pm 0 comments