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tequila in moderate amounts is bad. but if like me, you have just consumed about 1litre of that stuff in under 45 minutes, the word bad might not be your immediate concern. this is largely because the amount of alcohol in your bloodstream at that moment is just about enough to turn your brown organ green. to really drive home the point, do it on an empty stomach and when youre thirsty. doesnt matter if there is no sunrise in your tequila becauseone tequila
two tequila
three tequila
floor
posted by Tilted @ 9:55 pm
2 Comments:
dun worry. after you hit the floor, you'll be whisked away in a flaming lambourghini for some sex on the beach on a long island. BLOODY MARY!
Bloody me, its a rusty nail.
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