Vile Little Dungbeetle

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there is a new super hero on the block. it is banglah boy.

able to withstand the fiery hell of a million inferno curries and evil spices, he makes superman oh so passe with his silly boyscout routine of solar-charging, even our batteries can do that.

knocking down buildings with a blowjob superman-style is so 1990s - banglah boys can knock up a building in a matter of months, even a silly looking one like the esplanade. lets see if superman can build something for a change rather than flattening stuff all the time.

so, superman can shoot heat waves from his eyes, well it will be useful if one is considering a career as a microwave oven. and why work alone like superman? banglah boys always work in groups of at least three - one to start the work while the others complete it with eye-power and sheer moral support.

and while superman is a closet romantic - just look at his pathetic day job as clark "i-dont-have-balls" kent, the uninhibited banglah boys will celebrate their love at any time of the day usually by dancing, anywhere and regardless of how odd (small coconut tree). or inappropriate (big coconut tree).

i am banglah boi (but dont tell anyone).

posted by Tilted @ 3:16 pm