look in the pot
a couple go for a meal at a chinese restaurant and order the "chicken surprise". the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly with two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. he did not, so she asks him to look in the pot. he reaches for it and again the lid rises, he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over and demands an explanation.
"sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" the husband replies, "chicken surprise."
the waiter replies "so solly i bring you the peeking duck"
posted by Tilted @ 1:02 am
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